Childhood accomplice, best friend, crazy plant lady co-conspirator, and sister of the bride.

BK coworker who witnessed bride and grooms meet cute, jr high theatre co-star, and tardy accomplice of the bride.

Brides social cue trainer, fellow Steffel farm rock picker, and the reason the bride and groom watch "Big Brother"

Fashion consultant, fellow food lover, and official proofreader of the bride

"Criminal Minds" companion, human yelp for restaurants, owner of grilled cheese maker

Floridian, former stop motion collaborator, and workout buddy of the bride.

Childhood sparring partner, cat whisperer, and brother of the groom.

Self-proclaimed racecar driver, unofficial family coordinator, and brother of the groom.

Middle school trouble co-star, self-trained explosives expert, and has been shot by the groom.

Adrenaline-junky, elite go-kart competitor, and west-coasterner at heart.

Addicted to being fashionably late, former roommate and grill sous-chef of the groom

Professional degree and title collector, beer fanatic, and fellow grad school survivor.